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Those Evil Republicans -




Hypocrisy, Thy Name Is Barry Soetoro -




Hillary Says: ‘Dirty money is still money' -




The Clinton Crime Family -




BRUCE CAMPBELL - Your future president?


TAGS: bruce campbell evil dead president
Rating: 5/5

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RonaldReagan - May 3, 2015, 10:40 am
Yikes
Renza - April 1, 2013, 2:18 pm
If he can take on the budget, politicians, and terrorists half as well as he deals with the undead and supernatural monsters, we'd be set.
Curlyrocks - April 1, 2013, 1:46 pm
Librals would never accept him and next thing you know there will be a ban on chainsaw hands, elvis and one liners.
Brawler - March 15, 2013, 12:04 pm
Shop smart, shop S-mart :)
Renza - March 15, 2013, 7:32 am
He'd do a better job than Bush for sure. And the gun nuts would love him running around yelling "this is my boomstick!"
Cannabal - March 14, 2013, 4:06 pm
Hail to the motherf***in' king!
PapaFox - March 14, 2013, 1:34 pm
Only if you freshen him up a bit first.


DON'T FEAR THE REAPER - This Administration needs more Cowbell. Where's Christopher Walken when you need him?




Clinton Corruption -




Soap Opera Producer Is Now The U.S. Ambassador To Hungary -




REBELLION -




THEY WERE EXPENDABLE -




IMMUTABLE TRUTH - When it comes to Obama and stimulus packages, job plans, (whatever he wants to call it this month) it all starts to sound the same




The Prince Of Tides -


TAGS: environment big oil anarchy rebellion
Rating: 4.2/5

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Greybeard - July 26, 2014, 7:24 am
Thank you :)
Zeitguy - July 25, 2014, 11:36 pm
Greatness.


ALGAE BABY ALGAE - I just gotta have more algae




IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE - Evertime you hear a cowbell ring, Bernanke prints more money!




learning from history -


TAGS: patriot act ndaa 2013 nsa declarations of war based on falsified evidence of wmds funding syrian terrorists and turning a rebellion into a full blown terrorist state
Rating: 5/5

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terroraustralis - October 5, 2014, 6:47 pm
and that leaves people with two options: drive a grassroots campaign to create another party (good luck), OR move to another country where the voting system isnt completely rigged.
terroraustralis - October 5, 2014, 6:46 pm
because of the way the US voting system works, the big two can completely ignore what the people want, with no danger of another party deciding to represent the wishes of the people.
terroraustralis - October 5, 2014, 6:45 pm
which means that even if 99% of US voters want the government to do something (or not do something), it doesnt matter at all, becauase NONE of them are going to throw away their pick of the big two over a single issue.
terroraustralis - October 5, 2014, 6:43 pm
in australia, the major parties adopt the popular policies of small parties, because if they dont, those small parties could become a threat. in the US, small parties cannot pose a threat
terroraustralis - October 5, 2014, 6:43 pm
thats kinda like telling ISIS that "killing is bad, m'kay?". they arent going to listen, EVER. the parties dont represent their voters, they have a set ideological position and they dont have to follow what the voters want because of the way voting works.
Zeitguy - October 3, 2014, 11:35 pm
So you're telling me I have a chance. I hear ya !
Curlyrocks - October 2, 2014, 8:41 pm
You can vote for the Libertarians or if you're a liberal you can vote for Ralph Nader, or you can draw a ***k on your ballot for all the good that'll do. But in all honesty any vote not for a major party tells the major party's to shape up.
Zeitguy - October 2, 2014, 1:21 am
Can I have another choice? Oh yeah I forgot that democracy in modern day America means that you have the choice of being slowly deprived of freedom by the left or right.


In The Sanctuary Of Outcasts -




A More Perfect Union -




Belly Button Tax -




MEET DERRICK BELL - I'm Barack Obama, I Approved His Message


TAGS: critical race theory bell obama
Rating: 4.64/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 27, 2012, 12:32 am
He helped teach our president to be a racist


DERRICK BELL - Obama's Favorite Professor at Harvard.


TAGS: derrick bell racist obama
Rating: 4.4/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 27, 2012, 12:42 am
The other racist professor


SPEECH -


TAGS: cowbell
Rating: 4.33/5

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WELL... - Every time I enter Taco Bell wearing my ICE vest and Border Patrol cap, I end up self-serving anyway.




Never pass up a chance -


TAGS: nate bell scum
Rating: 3.4/5

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StoneTools - April 19, 2013, 6:32 pm
You have the quote from Rahm Emanuel wrong: It's never let a crisis go to waste.


SHAY'S REBELLION - If it happened today, it would have been put down in less than five minutes.




SHAY'S REBELLION - The Second Amendment was codified to give law-abiding citizens the ability to put down violent insurrections.




IMMUTABLE TRUTH -




Sacrifice -




Hillary Plays The Gender Card Again -




Lying Hildebeast -




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